when i was just nine years old i was at my brothers baseball game.right before the game i went to mcdonalds and ordered two breakfast burritos .i stuck one in my pocket and went to the game.i was coming from getting something off the field when somebody threw the ball 50 feet from the guy that was catching the players and the ball hit me in my pocket. anybody and everybody was asking me are you okay and i said its ok it hit me in my BURRITO. everybody started laughing and thought it was a joke but then i pulled out my burrito and everybody started laughing even harder. that was one of the funniest moments ever in my life and i hoped you enjoyed the story.